Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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