Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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