Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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