Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
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I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
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I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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