He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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