He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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