I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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