So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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