Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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