I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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