love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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