did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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