I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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