did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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