Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
