Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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