I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
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Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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