You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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