nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
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