Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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