Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
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Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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