Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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