I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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