My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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