just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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