lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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