Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
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110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I need water and some morals
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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