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Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.

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You might as well just give her the money now.

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(814): Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it. (610): You might as well just give her the money now. http://tfl.nu/i76w

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(604): View more from British Columbia

The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.

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(604): The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen. http://tfl.nu/dzvp

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(818): View more from California

Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics

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(818): Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics http://tfl.nu/kq58

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(630): View more from Illinois

I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.

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(630): I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti. http://tfl.nu/166m

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk

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(918): my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk http://tfl.nu/q4ib

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(204): View more from Manitoba

they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.

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(204): they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control. http://tfl.nu/p5nx

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(573): View more from Missouri

just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch

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Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?

(573): View more from Missouri

IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation

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(573): just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch (636): Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving? (573): IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation http://tfl.nu/yr3e

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(214): View more from Texas

I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"

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(214): I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?" http://tfl.nu/quj5

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(303): View more from Colorado

They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.

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(303): They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other. http://tfl.nu/yacp

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....

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(215): Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour.... http://tfl.nu/achx

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(919): View more from North Carolina

He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.

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(919): He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy. http://tfl.nu/fux5

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.

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(215): Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes. http://tfl.nu/3g0d

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(515): View more from Iowa

She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during

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(515): She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during http://tfl.nu/5f1x

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...

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(321): I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward... http://tfl.nu/s7n4

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(208): View more from Idaho

Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.

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(208): Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen. http://tfl.nu/0ir7

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