ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
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I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...