Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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