I wanna bring you to show and tell
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
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Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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