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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.

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• (714): View more from California

  we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  Why are you covered in frosting?

  (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.

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• (909): View more from California

  Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Is Oprah even human

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• (631): View more from New York

  That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say

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• (510): View more from California

  Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"

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