Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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