Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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