This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
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In other news, I just burned my penis
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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