Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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