At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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