Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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