Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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