Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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