dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
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In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
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Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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