ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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