How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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