How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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