It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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