I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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