I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
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Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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