I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
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just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
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My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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