My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
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I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
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Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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