Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
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I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
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Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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