Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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