Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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