Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
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You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
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Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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