1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I wish I could punch you in the face.
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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