I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Watching her eat just hurts me
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
