Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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