Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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