There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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