scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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