It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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